My name is Zac Oberg and I’m a giraffe with a knack for words. I’m six foot fix, so you might say one of my hobbies is being tall. It’s great, except for: beds, fans, showers, doorframes, stairwells, McDonalds playgrounds, swings, cars, being a spy, playing limbo, and sex.
You might say I’m crazy, but you’d probably only be half right. I prefer eclectic.
Ask me a question! (firstname.lastname@example.org)