Beauty is in the eye of the beholder — what about blind people?
Stick figures must have the worst porn.
A bible makes a really good doorstop, just like any book but just any book doesn’t make you feel like a renegade.
Smokers should get life insurance so they can smoke more.
Roller coasters are the cheapest way to have a heart attack.
Do you think chameleons have to deal with racism?
Rent must be really cheap if you’re a genie.
One day Pokemon will have rights just like you and I.
Eyeglasses don’t make cents. True.
Equilateral quadrilateral is too long a name for a square.
Wiley Coyote probably doesn’t have a great home life.
Class is something both college students and those with smoking jackets have.
Did you know that I don’t know if you know that I don’t know?
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